Are you kidding me?!!

20,000 hits!!! WHOOO HOOOO! Can, you believe it?!

Well, how about that. If I hadn't had that little blog vacation I could have made it a little sooner, but hey, who's countin'! Thanks to all who have come here to read this drivel. And that includes even those who don't agree with what I have to say. I appreciate you as well. Now I know I am not nearly as deep as The Professor, or as funny as The Detective , or as uplifting as The Teacher , or as sarcastically funny as The Overlord , or have as many guns as The CUGster , Okay, I am running out of ideas. I know I missed some of you, but I appreciate you all. And thank you so much for coming by!!

If you hear of anyone losing their pants in SoCal, don't worry it wasn't me. I'm not wearing any! Bwhahahahahahahaha!

Weigh day and on the road

Well, today is Sunday, and I have neither lost weight nor gained it. So I will have to be happy with that. I only got to work out a couple of times this week and slipped a couple of times with what I ate. Thus I just stayed at 350 lbs. Hey, I am happy I didn't gain so that is a good thing.

I will be on the road for 2 weeks now and so I am going to have to really step it up. The good thing is the hotels have excersize rooms so that it good. Also my wife gets to come with me this time! That is totally cool! She can help me stay on course with the eating and working out.

I am sitting in the PDX airport right now waiting for my flight to Pa-honix, Arizona. I will be in Yuma, Lord willing, this evening enjoying that 85 degree weather down there. WHOOO HOOO! Eat your heart out detective! what's it in Philly today, 20, 30 degerees. I'll be thinking of you, for the next two weeks in Arizona and sunny California! looks like 70's in california while I am there. I even broke out the sun glasses! Sweeet!

So I'll yak atcha later gaters! I am working on something to post this week, or a couple of times. I want to try and post more than once a week. Don't want to be called a loser or anything! HA!

Hey, Beavis (JC) and Butthead (Andy) post your weight in the comments and a I will add it to this post!

JC is in at 219

Still Fat!

I can't beleive it. It has been close to a month and a half and I am not down to my 245lbs. What's the deal?!! I deserve to be skinny! I shouldn't have to work at it!! It should all just magically melt away, without much work on my part, I mean, Come ON! I didn't do much work to put on the weight! Just ate enough food to feed a starving tribe in Africa! Anyways, I am weighing in late this time, Sorry. Couldn't be helped. I weigh 350lbs. So lost a couple I think. Anyways, going to double my efforts at the gym and at the table!

JC is weighing in at 220 today. Jerk!

and Andy is at 242 lbs.

Just so you know,

Since everyone was nice enough to give me tips on what not to eat while watching the Super Bowl, I will let you know what I did eat while watching the Super Bowl and see if it met with everyone's approval.

Well, I started out with a nice foot long Meat ball and marinara sandwich with double the Mozarella cheese.

then I moved in for the hot wings, oh somewhere around 12 to 15 of those baby's! Man, they were good.

Next, on my plate was a plate of Chili Cheese Nachos. MMMmmm! With extra cheese sauce.

Then I worked my way through a rack of ribs with a Baked Potato Loaded, sour cream, Bacon mmm baaacon, and some cheese to top it off.

then for desert we sent out for Cold Stone and I had a Gotta have it Banana Fudge crunch sundae!

I think I did pretty good don't you?











Nah, I am just kidding, I never watched the Super Bowl!

Well this just stinks!!

Man, I did not do any good this week. In fact I pretty much just blew the whole week!! I just didn't work at if very hard. I guess I just didn't have any desire to try. Well, I weighed in at 352 lbs this week. That wasn't any good. So I press on with renewed deteermination to loose as much weight as possible. I know that you all are going to encourage me. And I want you to know in advance that I appreciate it. I just have to get it done!!

Andy my brother in law wanted to join in this here little adventure. His weight this week was 243 lbs. When Joe Cool gets me his weight I will post it.

I hope that you all did well and this week will be a success for us all!

Funny Joke

Philadelphia is the safest city in the nation. No, that isn't the joke I wanted to tell, but it is a joke, or maybe a falsehood. Man, it must be something in the water there. 4 deaths in 16 hrs. Sheesh! Here is the real joke.

Chelsea Clinton got a job as a reporter, and as her first job she was supposed to interview soldiers coming back from Iraq. Oh boy, she thought, here was her big chance.

Here comes her first soldier.

Chelsea, "Hi, I'm Chelsea Clinton from the Daily fish wrapper, while you were in Iraq, were you ever scared?"

Soldier, "Yep, I sure was"

Chelsea, fairly salivating now, "What were scared about? Bombs? Freedom fighters? IED's? What was it?"

Soldier, "There were 3 things I was scared about: 1. Osama, 2. Obama, and number 3. Yo Momma!"

HA HA HA HA I just kill myself! Wheww!