Chelsea Clinton got a job as a reporter, and as her first job she was supposed to interview soldiers coming back from Iraq. Oh boy, she thought, here was her big chance.
Here comes her first soldier.
Chelsea, "Hi, I'm Chelsea Clinton from the Daily fish wrapper, while you were in Iraq, were you ever scared?"
Soldier, "Yep, I sure was"
Chelsea, fairly salivating now, "What were scared about? Bombs? Freedom fighters? IED's? What was it?"
Soldier, "There were 3 things I was scared about: 1. Osama, 2. Obama, and number 3. Yo Momma!"
HA HA HA HA I just kill myself! Wheww!