Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Funny joke!

Funny joke

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said...."Daddy look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

Whooooo Hoooo!!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

"It's my blog and I'll rant if I want to, rant if I want to"

This post is in response to comments left by dumas steve about my quit stealing from my children post

Listen dumas steve, not Steve the Pirate because he is cool, and not Sssteve because that is me!

First off, if your going to criticize someone for there spelling, you ought to try and run spell check on your own comments. Halt is not spelled hault, stoopid liberal.

YOU-you do realize that pulling illegal immigrants out of the economy would cause the service industry to grind to a hault, (sp) right?

ME-Do you travel at all?! Maybe you are stuck in SoCal. But I travel alot and everywhere I go it is not only illegal immigrants that are doing the service industry work. People from all different walks of life are doing the work, Idiot. I did these jobs when I was younger, my family has all done those jobs, there will be people to do these jobs, and the companies will have to pay an honest wage to the legal person doing the work. Thus that person gets taxes taken from their paycheck that then goes to the government. ( I know that stinks that we have to give some of our money to the government but hey that is life) Next, that person then spends all of his money here in the good 'ol USA. Not sending it to Mexico to boost their economy!! So your argument here doesn't hold any water, Ding Dong!!

YOU- you do realize that there are no largescale legal pathways for these immigrants to come into the united states, right?

ME-You assume that I want there to be a "largescale legal pathway" Do I? Hmm Hmm, while I do recognize that we need to do some reform to the length of time it takes to get to come here and work or live and become a citizen in this country, and I assume that when you say "largescale" you mean easier and faster. No, I don't think it ought to be as fast as getting your drivers license, or marriage license, but a 6 month waiting list is not out of the question. You still need to do check all these people out and vet out all the ones that are bad apples! If you have a criminal record somewhere else I don't want you here!And also with that statement you assume that these people would have abided by the laws of our land! I think not, Stoopid!

YOU-you do realize that these people pay more into the economy than they take out, right?

ME-Well, this last one is soooo screwed up I don't know where to start. The money that these illegals, illegally make, is the second highest import to Mexico's economy! How many billions is that?! I wonder how much of that could have gone to the education of their children that are getting a free ride in the public education?! How much of that goes to there medical care when they have children here?! What you moron, do you assume that they actually paid for those services?! Come on, and grow a brain will ya! Pull, your head out of Michael Moore's rear end and stop drinking the kool-aid!

Now for my reason on calling you all these names. I just thought I would be like a Thesaurus and give you more names to use in your next slideshow you do on the President of the United States besides, the one you got stuck on. You know which one I'm talking about. It was a recurring theme in your little "skit" you made up. Now reread what I said in my header under the name of this blog. The part where I say I really don't care what you think! Because I don't you dumas DingDong!

Sorry Mom, I know I shouldn't call people names it's not nice.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Where have the years gone?! 17 that is!!

Conversation with the wife today:

Wife: Do you know what today is?

Me: Duh! April 8th!

Wife: And....

Me: Ummm, Oh yeah! This is easy! GrandPa's Birthday! (he is 75 today,
I think)

Wife: yes, but that wasn't what I was thinking, try again.

Me: Mmmm.. Oh yeah! The Masters are on this weekend! Go Lefty!!!

Wife: NO!! Try again!

Me: Ahh Man... Mmmm.. I got it! It's the Annual Old Car Portland Swap Meet!!


Me: Uh Oh!

Then I give her my I gotcha smile. She calls me a chump!! Of Course I know what today is!! It is our 17th wedding anniversary!! Wow, 17 years!! It has gone by soo fast!

Honey, I love you sooo much!! Just like everyone else we have had our troubles! But, through those troubles our love has grown for each other! There is no one anywhere that I would rather be married to! You are amazing! What a wonderful wife, and mother to our children you have been!! I look forward to many, many more years together! I enjoyed the few days that we spent at the coast!! I love you!!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

I gots to gets me one of dees!

Found this over at Chucks site! Loved it!! I think that this could be used in the Immigration legislation that the Idiots are trying to come up with right now in D.C.! "Come to America where everyone is guaranteed a house, car, and enough money to send back to the country you came from!"