Thursday, December 21, 2006

just some funny

Just a funny story that I think is true, while I try and narrow down to 6 wierd things about me. So here goes.


I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction! Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Oh Snap! as my children say!

Conversation I had with my blog today:

Hey blog, how you doin'?

"crickets" silence

Hey did you hear me? How you doin'?

I'm not talking to you right now!

Oh man, what did I do this time? Come on Baby, what's wrong? Talk to me don't give me that silent treatment!

I can't believe you don't know what's wrong!!! BOO HOO HOO HOO lots of crying!

(to myself) Man women are soooo emotional. (out loud) Oh baby, I'm sorry what is wrong, you can tell your big strong man.

It's all your fault!! You forgot! How could you!!

Man, Woman what are you talking about!!

Our Blogoversary! It was on the 8th and you didn't remember!! You don't love me anymore!! Waaaaaaaaaah! I know what the problem is, there is another blog isn't there!! What is she some kind of hussy or someting?!! Fine, just go to her and let me be!!

What? Man you are tripping!! Really baby, there's no one but you for me!! Your the only one!! come on, sweetheart I love you!! I'm sorry I forgot! I'll get you something nice! Maybe some more bandwith or we could move our digs from this dumpy blogger neighborhood! maybe a nice .com place! How about that baby!

Oh, would you?!

Sure baby, anything for you!! happy Blogoversary!!

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Say Dan, What time is it?!

It's time for a Birthday Party!! WHOOO HOOO! And who's birthday party is it you ask?! Well, I'll tell ya pilgrim! It's My Cuz over at Wrecks of Oregon turns 29 again! I'll give him this though, at least he got himself a big boy haircut! HA! Happy Birthday Bro!!! Now everyone go over and give him a big smooch on his cheek for his birthday!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Oh so true!!

This is funny and true! If I was any good at posting videos on my site I would have done that but you will just have to be happy with a link! HA.

living la vida loca

h/t my mom!