Thursday, June 26, 2008

Elections

todays decision by the supreme court helped me realize that even though we are all pretty much disgusted with the way politics are today. And with the way the Republican party has seem to leave the right and slide over, no actually, take a giant leap to the left. It helped me realize, I said that already, that not voting because of any reason is wrong. It doesn't matter that McCain is not my first or even 3rd choice for president. You can't try and punish the party by not voting at all. If either one of those last two elections for president had gone to a democrat, there would be a different make up on the supreme court and I think today would have been a sad, sad day for gun owners. People, our rights are flying our of our hands now. We have to close the fist, so to speak. I plead with you to go vote, and vote conservative. Our lives depend on it!

Monday, June 09, 2008

Now, this is funny!!!

My sister-in-law sent this to me. This is too funny!!


Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws in Berkley, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blonde and a Democrat who is going to vote for Obama, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.