Now, this is funny!!!
My sister-in-law sent this to me. This is too funny!!
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws in Berkley, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde and a Democrat who is going to vote for Obama, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws in Berkley, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde and a Democrat who is going to vote for Obama, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
posted by Ssssteve at 12:41 PM
9 Comments:
I'll be back when I've picked up my head, since I've laughed it off!
Bwwwahahahahahaha!
That was funny. Glad I'm a redhead these days. Well, I can be a little daft, but dang, not that bad.
"...a little daft"? What does that even mean?
Is that even really a word?
RT, pretty funny huh?
JT, She's an english teacher, don't get her started!
Aaannnddd . . . dumbass!
JT: From the big daddy of all dictionaries, the Oxford English Dictionary, Daft is an adjective meaning foolish/silly. Its origination is from the Old English (not the liquor) word deft.
Please see the following example of its use:
JT would be daft to think that RT would use a word that doesn't exist. While she might play around as if she is a clueless dimwit at times, and while she might make up her own words at times, she is quite conversant in many subjects, especially the English language.
(Was that English teacher enough? My twitch is kicking in, now. Thanks. HA!)
I still don't think it's a real word.
Just because it's in a dictionary and everything, that doesn't mean anything.
There are lots of things in books that I don't believe.
Happy Father's Day!
Maybe she needs to be in a home where someone in a white coat could look after her! Holding her brains--TOO FUNNY!
One week left in the weight loss challenge. You better pony up the dough when I win!
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