Stop me if you heard this one....

I am sure everyone has seen this one already, but it is just classic!!

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the WhiteHouse from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton"

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said,"Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

TheMarine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speakto Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don 't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

Won't that be a great day!!!

I just don't know anymore!!

Do you ever wonder if the conservative message is getting out like it should. I don't! I have a friend, acquaintance, co-worker (is that enough adjectives?!) from BC Canada, who said he watches CNN to find out what Americans think! Whiskey! Tango!! Foxtrot!! I said you got to be kidding me! I said the only thing that could come to mind, actually I started to just laugh! Is this how the world perceives us, what they see on CNN! I asked him if he ever watches Fox News to get the other side, and all he said was that all Fox news shows is the conservative view! I said, DUH! So there is one news organization that puts out conservative views, and lets see, mmmm, how about a million of the others that show only the lefts views. I tried to explain to him that our print, video, and alot of the audio media was completely filled with people that have an agenda to push the lefts beliefs on all! But he wouldn't believe me. He watched Fat Albert Gore's movie and bought it hook line and sinker. I think they just want to believe that America is bad and evil! That they actually want to believe it! No wonder the world thinks we are bad! Sometimes I think we ought to just take Canada, and Mexico, send all the Mexicans up to Canada to do the jobs that Canadians won't do. They can all live in the frozen tundra up there. Then we can get all the oil from Mexico to pay all of us tax payers back for subsidizing the illegals health care, educating their children and paying for their food! Call me a racist I really don't care right now!! AMERICA RULES AND THE WORLD DROOLS!!!!!!

Crikey, I'm never home anymore!

Since Thanksgiving weekend last year I have been in my office for a total of 4 weeks. I have either been criss crossing the country or been on vacation. I am now at this moment, half way through my "red eye' from Portland to Norfolk VA. I am sitting in the Atlanta Airport terminal, in a stupor fog! I was looking forward to sleeping on the plane from Portland to Atlanta. No dice. between the bucking and rolling of the plane every little bit, (I felt like Fmragtops must have felt while riding those bulls) and the 18 members of the Lake Oswego High Dance squad doing their cheers and dance routines behind my head, No, sleep for the Sasquatch!! And that makes for one grumpy, hairy beast! So hear I sit waiting for a plane to take me to Norfolk so I can go out in the freezing rain and work on some windbags motorhome! His furnace works fine but he is just not comfortable enough yet in it! Whaaaaaa you big baby! Let me call you a waaaaaaambulance! I guess when you you $975,000, yes that is 3 zeroes! for a motor home you get some special attention! Oh well, at least after this job is done I fly Friday for sunny Ft Myers Florida!! where it is to be 75 through the weekend while I'm there! Gotta look on the bright side! I will visit everyone soon!! After I get some sleep!