Thursday, February 01, 2007

Crikey, I'm never home anymore!

Since Thanksgiving weekend last year I have been in my office for a total of 4 weeks. I have either been criss crossing the country or been on vacation. I am now at this moment, half way through my "red eye' from Portland to Norfolk VA. I am sitting in the Atlanta Airport terminal, in a stupor fog! I was looking forward to sleeping on the plane from Portland to Atlanta. No dice. between the bucking and rolling of the plane every little bit, (I felt like Fmragtops must have felt while riding those bulls) and the 18 members of the Lake Oswego High Dance squad doing their cheers and dance routines behind my head, No, sleep for the Sasquatch!! And that makes for one grumpy, hairy beast! So hear I sit waiting for a plane to take me to Norfolk so I can go out in the freezing rain and work on some windbags motorhome! His furnace works fine but he is just not comfortable enough yet in it! Whaaaaaa you big baby! Let me call you a waaaaaaambulance! I guess when you you $975,000, yes that is 3 zeroes! for a motor home you get some special attention! Oh well, at least after this job is done I fly Friday for sunny Ft Myers Florida!! where it is to be 75 through the weekend while I'm there! Gotta look on the bright side! I will visit everyone soon!! After I get some sleep!


Blogger Ssssteve said...

That is supposed to say somewhere in that paragraph up there "so HERE I sit...." not "so hear I sit...."

Oh yeah, Firrrrrrssssst!!

5:23 AM  
Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Sssteve - First on your own blog. Bravo. And you're bitching about sharing a plane with cheerleaders? Brother, turn in your Man Card.

BTW, I agree: Blogger Sucks! My blog has been down all morning.

9:11 AM  
Blogger JoeCool1013 said...

You spelled it wrong it's: "stupid fog" not stupor fog. Do you even proof read this stuff???

Have fun!

10:58 AM  
Blogger jbhly said...

I am sure pinhead feels real bad about all your travels. Maybe you can call him and whine.
Since you got to listen to the dance and cheer squad, do you think you got what it takes? Maybe you can gives us one of your cheers? Better yet, you can do the cheer and dance in the freezing rain for your new friend who isn't quite comfortable. I am sure they would be real comfortable if you fixed the coach in one of those little skirts chanting in rhythm. Please don't forget your bloomers though.

12:01 PM  
Anonymous linda said...

First on your own blog, aren't you special! Holy cow, that's one expensive motor home! Wow, that's alot of traveling! Do you ever forget where you are? heh Do you ever know where you are? hehe I hope there are no hurricanes headed for FL--oh, other than you!

And, thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to come by the new blog to drop a few words in the comments! I would go on and on but I'm starting to feel alittle queasy! J/K

I just read the comment from your relative--FUNNY!

12:08 PM  
Blogger RT said...

Waaaaaaambulance! That's funny! I have relatives that live in L. O.

Happy travels!

5:41 PM  
Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

(For the moment).

Get some rest, dude. ;)

2:08 PM  
Blogger Captainden said...

I never understood people who say "My job gives my life meaning" or some such nonsense. My DAYS OFF give my life satisfaction. No one would ever pay me for how I spend my free time. Thats why they call it work or play.
Play is how I enjoy the time I'm not at work.
Take a nap dude then go play!

7:38 AM  
Blogger rachel said...

If you're ever in AZ again and don't get in touch I'll be crushed. I've got reliable transport now. I could have met you!

9:40 PM  
Blogger JoeCool1013 said...

Crikey, I never blog anymore!!

9:20 AM  
Blogger jbhly said...

I gues we could just use this place to blog for him?

If we do a good job we could get steve a bunch of hits. It will be just like when Joe used to cruise the gut with Steve trying to help him talk to girls. Joe, you got enough in the tank to carry your bro?

3:57 PM  
Blogger RT said...

How about the top ten things Ssssteve wishes he was getting for Valentine's Day?

5:37 PM  
Blogger JoeCool1013 said...

Fo shizzle my nizzle!

2:56 PM  
Blogger jbhly said...

rt. That's easy.
1. Ten mins alone with his wife
2. A great double cheese burger w/ bacon
3. A 2-liter of Pepsi
4. A day alone w/ the X-box
5. A round of golf at any corse where you don't have to walk
6. A card from his wife
7. Cards from his children
8. A strawberry cake with coconut icing (He does have good taste you know).
9. Another commission check
10. Inspiration to blog again.

9:24 PM  
Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

How about number 10?


3:25 AM  
Blogger RT said...

Awww...that was a sweet list. So sweet, that I won't even ask if it should be a day alone with his wife and ten minutes on the X-Box...ooops.


12:44 AM  
Anonymous linda said...

Ten minutes??? Wow.

6:15 AM  
Blogger JoeCool1013 said...

That includes his 8 minute nap!

6:30 PM  
Anonymous linda said...

lol--coolio, you are just asking for it, aren't you?!

5:35 AM  

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