just some funny
Just a funny story that I think is true, while I try and narrow down to 6 wierd things about me. So here goes.
HISTORY,
I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction! Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
HISTORY,
I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction! Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
14 Comments:
Very funny!
And it looks like I'm still first!
Ok, thats just scary...
Ditto, Wreckse.
That would explain those laser-like eyes and oddly shaped heads,though.
I'm glad you posted. I thought maybe you'd been kidnapped to Roswell!
Haha!
I hope you and your family have a very Merry Christmas, Stevie!
Heh...I had no idea...now Al Gore? That just goes without sayin'.
Oh and hey, Merry Christmas! :)
Hey, Happy Birthday cuz!!! 29 again right?
Happy Birthday, Sssssssssteve!!!!! :)
Now...get to postin'!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!!!! C-ya when u git home.
A Christmas baby? Aaawww, how sweet! You meant 39, didn't you, cuz? Happy whatever, Stevie!
Wow...there must be a lot of weird. You still haven't whiddled down to your six. Eh..still on vaca?
Happy New Year!!!
I think it's pretty clear Al Gore is a Martian. Undisputable fact.
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