First up, I think we can do without these type of imigrants: Somebody ought to throw this idiot off a bridge! I mean what in the world were you thinking! Puuuuleaaase let me in a room alone with this guy for about 15 min. that is all I ask. I know this guy had a drug problem, but come on there is just something wrong with you, there are plenty of druggies that don't throw their children off a bridge! It's like this commercial I heard today in the car, it was a public service annoucement. The kid (mexican, just saying is all) said that he got his start into drugs and stealing because he didn't feel like his mom didn't care about him, all she did was sit around the house. Hey Paco, how about you caring about yourself and not letting yourself become a juvvie with a record. Whatever happened to personal responsibility anyways!!
Second: Umm, do you have someone that looks like my wife? What in the world? You have just got to be kidding me here right?
"Hey honey, what are you doing tonight?"
"Um, I um, gotta work late, yeah thats it"
"Oh Okay, I'll see ya later"
Later back at the brothel,
"Hey, wait a minute, you sure look like..... hey you are my wife!"
third: Suuuure Muslims love their children All I have to say about this is, where are all the womens rights people coming out against this abortion of a religion!
Finally: Contary to popular belief, I did not fall in the ocean!