I feel like the 500 lbs gorrilla in the room
Announcer: And in this corner fighting in the green and white striped trunks, we got them at one of our sponsers for the fight, so go see Al's Tent and Awning store for all your tent and awning needs, or in Sssteve's case, your boxing shorts. Hailing from the Left coast, the liberal NW, the land of fruits and nuts, weighing in today at.... Wait is this right? Whew, your a big boy, weighing in at 355 lbs!
Man, I didn't realize how grossly obese and fat I was!! What a Lard butt! Man. Well, here we go. I will post my weight loss every saturday. So at least come by and have a good laugh on Saturdays. Oh yeah I will post JC's too. His weight will be fortwith as soon as he gets it to me.
Man, I'm fat.
UPDATE: JC JUST CALLED IN HIS WEIGHT 230 LBS.
wow, what a light weight!