HA HA HA HA HA HA
No, I'm not laughing at RT! Just laughing with RT! Heh!
Here is a, oh btw RT, I was just joking, I needed to start this out somehow. And you were a perfect fit. Where was I, Oh yeah, here is a funny for your humor in the doldrums of the middle of the week. Easy for you to say!
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a pepsi and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, " What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled,
"PEANUTS!"
Here is a, oh btw RT, I was just joking, I needed to start this out somehow. And you were a perfect fit. Where was I, Oh yeah, here is a funny for your humor in the doldrums of the middle of the week. Easy for you to say!
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling.
Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a pepsi and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, " What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled,
"PEANUTS!"
posted by Ssssteve at 12:41 PM
8 Comments:
When I got to cheer nuts I started laughing really hard--figured out where it was headed.
Good one.
I'm trying to figure out if I should be offended by the first part of the post, btw.
Thanks for the linky dink, btw. :)
Don't think I haven't noticed that you haven't done the meme.
Now that was funny !!! :)
So. Any new jokes? Posts? Anything? :)
Are you still laughing? Did you laugh yourself into a stupor?
When you get back to reading your blog at some point...there is a note of appreciation awaiting you on my blog. :)
Bad thing is....the hawker kept repeating himself.
Hiya Ssssteve.
Skul
Good one, ssssteve!
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