Friday, May 02, 2008

Funny Friday!!

In celebration of the idiotic trantrums thrown by mexicans yesterday and for Cinco De Mayo I give you this joke:

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'

The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!'

This would really be funny if it wasn't so true!!


Blogger RT said...

And what's sad is, so many will say the other before they'd allow American to leave their mouths.

Sad, but true.

7:20 PM  
Blogger Nightcrawler said...

LMAO!!! That is awesome! Thanks for teh funny!

8:00 PM  
Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Hey, don't be hatin' on Cince de Mayo!!! :)

7:25 AM  

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