I got your list right chere!
10 filthy lies and half truths about my despot freind the Detective:
10. After taking too many of the little blue pills, Wyatt's new name around the precinct was Detective Smurf! La La La LA la la!
9. While arresting a hippie, old granny, Wyatt got his butt whipped and lost his "weapon"
8. While sunbathing on Jersey Shore the glare off of Wyatt's legs was seen by the International Space Station!
7. During the Philly PD backround check, they found Wyatt was the head of the Philly Nambla Chapter
6. Before creating SYLG, Wyatt was a regular contributor to Daily Kos
5. One time Wyatt slipped his grandma the tounge!
4. Wyatt uses a phone book to see out of the squad car
3. It was supposed to be a foursome but Helen and Ruth said he was too stinking ugly
2. Wyatt secretly likes the pictures of Tom Selleck instead of Danica!
And the number 1 filty lie and half truth about Wyatt is:
1. When asked to be the poster boy for E.D. (erectile dysfunction) he told them he just wasn't "up" for it!