Monday, June 19, 2006

US Open Blues

A couple of things today.

1st. LEFTY, LEFTY, LEFTY, I say this as I'm shaking my head. What was he thinking on the 18th hole! Come on Phil, you represent all us lefties that were told golf is a right handed sport. Puuuuleaase!! Still top of the Money list though. On a good note. David Duvall was awesome! Finished a respectable top 20. I don't think he has sniffed the top 20 for about 3 yrs now. Good to see someone preservers and make it happen.

2nd. I don't know why I haven't done this yet but, I have added Damian G to the blogroll. I have seen him comment at other spots and always like what he has to say. I know most of you know him and have him blogrolled, but for those of you who don't, go check out his blog. He has a great post today about the IDIOT Dixie clucks! What morons those idiots turned out to be!

I will leave you with this fine joke:

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender working behind the counter. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,"What's your IQ, sir?"

The man replies, "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and the inaccuracies in The DaVinci Code.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool. Iwonder if it works every time?"

He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,"What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About a 100."Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods,guns, and women's body parts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, about 50, I think."

And the robot says....real slow,"So... is... your... party... gonna... nominate...Hillary... for.....president?

7 Comments:

Anonymous fmragtops said...

Phil has to be the biggest golf chocker of all time. I love to watch him play, but he has trouble holding it together down the stretch. He had the US Open won. I quit watching when he was on 16. He had a two stroke lead with two holes left to play. I figgered he had that won.

It's nice to see Duval back. I hope he can keep it up. I always used to pull for him when he and Tiger were going back and forth as the best player in golf.

Though, I do love the Nike Golf commercial where David Duval swings Tiger's new driver, and shatters the window of his car, and the headcover tells him, "That's the best contact you've made all year, Duval!"

12:00 PM  
Anonymous fmragtops said...

Woops, that would be golf choker. That is probably the spelling error I hate the most, and have ridiculed many for making it, and there I go doing it my damn self.

12:01 PM  
Blogger Ssssteve said...

FMR, Looks like you "chocked" that one! HA HA.

That is a funny commercial.

12:04 PM  
Blogger Damian G. said...

Thanks, Ssssteve, but last I checked, it was the conservative geniuses who had the most guns (not counting polygamist militants).

12:27 PM  
Blogger Ssssteve said...

Damian, No doubt!

12:29 PM  
Anonymous FIAR said...

You got something against us polygamist militants?

Heh. Just kidding.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous linda said...

The only part I saw of this, other than the winner saying thanks, was the golf ball rolling right back in front of the golfer that had just hit it! Very funny!

5:44 PM  

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