Funny Joke for today
Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. "
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take'em back to Sand Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Mississippi."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from South Mississippi, ain't ya?" "Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?" "
Because this is a dry cleaners
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take'em back to Sand Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Mississippi."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from South Mississippi, ain't ya?" "Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?" "
Because this is a dry cleaners
posted by Ssssteve at 9:53 AM
10 Comments:
Love it!! Oh yeah.. First Mom...
That's funny!! And eerily true:)
thanks mom.
SK, yeah, orginally it had Alabama instead of Mississippi, but I didn't want to get shot or anything!
And if you used Loozeeana, Rep. Jefferson would have stashed you in his freezer.
LOL! That was a good one!
so they weren't for sale???
Sax your crazy!
Could you stop your pizza/movie party long enough to blog?!?!?!
Crikey Batman!!
Damian G, Louisianians only store bribe-money, fish, and deer meat in the freezer. We store people with which we disagree in the swamp.
Ya know, the FBI has no sense of humor. Once, they brought out a cadavor dog to sniff around in the swamp looking for a dead body. My Lt. told them, "You only get the first body you find." The agents didn't think that was very funny.
Hilarious, Sssteve!
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