Monday, May 22, 2006

All is right in the world now.

Okay, everyone can breathe a little easier now. Finally now the President, and the republicans in Congress will start acting like conservatives. Just because of what happened over the weekend.

The terrorist have all realized there fallacy and will all go home and give back the explosives, and live in peace with their neighbor, all because of what happened this weekend.

Global Warming has finally come to an end. All because of what happened this weekend. Wait who am I kidding. There is no such thing as Global Warming! Bwaaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaa!

I will get a raise at work. I will now make 1 million dollars a year, and get a company car. Just because of what happened this weekend.

Micheal Moore choked on a chicken bone, no it was a whole chicken, and dies. All because of what happened this weekend.

Do you all know what happened this weekend? What? No? Why all is right with the world now. I can't believe you don't know!! With all the media coverage, and all. It's Barry Bonds. He hit a homerun to tie Babe Ruth for second place. Now, come on! You all knew that soon as he hit it, all would be well in the world. I mean that's why we all waited holding our breath till he hit the thing. I'm sure all these things are going to happen now because of what he did! The way the media was playing it up, it was a major occurrence for the U.S. and the world!

Sarcasm off now.

11 Comments:

Anonymous linda said...

Aw Ssssteve, don't raise my hopes like that! When I read that Michael Moore choked..well, never mind!
Bonds cheated. Period.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous SK said...

Barry Bonds is obviously a libtard! You can tell by the way he changes the rules to get what he wants.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous mom said...

Now that is a good post

2:52 PM  
Blogger Nightcrawler said...

LOL... That's funny. Personally, I say let him have the record. I couldn't match his achievments if you gave me twice the drugs he's taken.

11:36 PM  
Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

The only thing Michael Moore choked was his chicken. Sorry, Sssteve, had to be said.

Barry Bonds* is everything that is wrong with professional baseball. I am officially through with the MLB.

9:53 AM  
Blogger GunnNutt said...

Too bad. Baseball used to be fun. Another great post S!

11:45 AM  
Blogger Ssssteve said...

Wyatt, nice * that's what ought to be there!!!

12:18 PM  
Blogger Insolublog said...

LOL, Wyatt!

Nice post ssssteve.

6:01 AM  
Blogger JoeCool1013 said...

BLOG ALREADY!!!!!!

Kind and loving words from your leetle brah!! :)

10:39 AM  
Anonymous linda said...

Bloggin', bloggin', bloggin', keep this blog a-bloggin'!

2:18 PM  
Blogger Ssssteve said...

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

9:56 PM  

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