All is right in the world now.
The terrorist have all realized there fallacy and will all go home and give back the explosives, and live in peace with their neighbor, all because of what happened this weekend.
Global Warming has finally come to an end. All because of what happened this weekend. Wait who am I kidding. There is no such thing as Global Warming! Bwaaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaa!
I will get a raise at work. I will now make 1 million dollars a year, and get a company car. Just because of what happened this weekend.
Micheal Moore choked on a chicken bone, no it was a whole chicken, and dies. All because of what happened this weekend.
Do you all know what happened this weekend? What? No? Why all is right with the world now. I can't believe you don't know!! With all the media coverage, and all. It's Barry Bonds. He hit a homerun to tie Babe Ruth for second place. Now, come on! You all knew that soon as he hit it, all would be well in the world. I mean that's why we all waited holding our breath till he hit the thing. I'm sure all these things are going to happen now because of what he did! The way the media was playing it up, it was a major occurrence for the U.S. and the world!
Sarcasm off now.