Wednesday, March 01, 2006

His name is Raaaaalph!!

Today while driving to work I saw an idiot walking her dog. This idiot had a plastic bag in her hand so that when the dog took a dump she could bend over and pick the steaming pile up with the bag and reverse it so that she now had the dogs "dookie" in the bag!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS COUNTRY COMING TOO!!! When you do this you are in servitude to the dog and not the other way around!! If you don't have the room to let the dog do its business in your own yard then get rid of the dog!! Think about it!! You are stooping down to pick up your dogs POOP with a bag around your hand!! I wouldn't even do that for my own children!! Out comes the shovel and throw it over into the neighbors yard!! J/K! (Julz, that means Just Kidding!) People we need to get some common sense here! Get a cat, or a hamster or something! You look like Cheech and Chong following your dog around trying to catch it before it hits the ground!! Pleeeeeease people for the love of Pete, get a pet that fits your situation!! And quit picking up poop!! It's just gross!!


Blogger The Anti-Hippie said...

That's right. And you'd better not be smoking a mix of Acapulco Gold and Labrador, because that's just this side of vomit-land.

8:48 PM  
Blogger Nightcrawler said...

Hey, whatever floats their boats.

8:55 PM  
Anonymous pookie said...

Yeah , that is pretty gross.It's
like hello do you realize what your doing?? Guess they don't.

6:42 AM  
Blogger Pinhead said...

Nothing frustrates me more than stepping in some "Yucky" in my own yard when I dont even own a pet. So I am all for these folks, picking up after thier dispensers.

8:39 AM  
Anonymous linda said...

If these adults were not picking up after their pets, you'd be stepping in it! Think of it as recycled food!

9:56 AM  
Blogger Uber said...

It must be love. ;)

Picking up doggy poo with a bag just might be less gross than changing a child's poo diaper. lol

2:01 PM  
Anonymous FIAR said...

I'm with Uber on this one.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

If aliens are watching us, who do you think they would assume was in charge? The dog or the man carrying the dog's poo?

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Ralph???

10:12 PM  
Blogger JoeCool1013 said...

Sssstevie boy,
Did your wife tell you to write the part about getting a cat instead????

Sssstevie Boy wouldn't know about either one... dog poo or a diaper.

12:26 AM  
Blogger fmragtops said...

Well, I have to admit, I'd prefer these idiots picking up after themselves if they're gonna let Fido drop those land mines.

6:28 AM  
Blogger Ssssteve said...

Good Catch AH!!

Wyatt, That is excactly what I was getting at!

Anon, From a movie.

JC, 12:26 am?! no wonder you don't get up till 10 am! Hey where can I get one of those fake jobs that you have? I like getting up at 10 am too. And I have never hid the fact that I didn't change more that 20 diapers while my children were in diapers. My LOVING WIFE did it all for me!! Ain't she cool!! Hey, it's better than putting them in a closet so I don't have to hear them... right pookie?!

8:46 AM  
Blogger wrecksE said...

Wow, I never thought to use a bag . Thats actually a pretty good idea. Trust me, trying to teach a 75 lb. lab to use the toilet and not drown can be pretty tricky. But the ole boys been a good dog and hasn't run off with some foreigner on me (not that I'm bitter) so I think I'll keep him even if I had to carry his poo home in my pocket...

3:21 PM  
Blogger Pinhead said...

"Never thought to use a bag", you are one sick puppy.......
So when are you going to cut and release the new blockbuster single, "Dont let your babies grow into gay cowboys"?

11:07 AM  
Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

It always comes down to poo in the end, doesn't it.

Phat Tony would be proud.... ;)

11:30 AM  
Blogger Ssssteve said...

Wrecks, you're a wreck!!

Pinhead, go polish your clubs or something!!

Cug, Always!!

12:27 PM  
Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I only collect poo stories, not actual poo.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Ssssteve said...

But are you proud?! Thats all I want to know!! And you haven't signed my map yet!!

9:14 AM  
Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...


11:54 AM  
Blogger Ssssteve said...

MAN I was right in the middle of posting and Whamo Cug pops me!!!

11:57 AM  
Blogger Barb said...

If you have a dog, unless you own acreage, you need to walk it for exercise. There is little possibility of training said dog to hold it when a no. 2 need is upon it, so you have to pick up. Be glad she did! Taking the dog for a walk without the preparation, and leaving said pile where the dog deposits it is FAR worse ;-)

BTW - My Mother in law brings her dogs (she is a breeder) to our house often (we have no dogs). She does the same to clean up after them, in our yard. Fact of life.

Oh - and thanks a heap for visiting my space. I am tickled to find another right-thinking blogger in the lefty state ... *GRIN*

11:57 AM  
Blogger Jenn of the Jungle said...

What Barb said is true.

I have neighbors who let their dogs poop and never pick it up, you can imagine that I and my husband, heck, even my dog, have stepped in doo-doo. That's way more gross that picking up his poop.

Frankly we are subserviant to the dog. He rules the house. We are his willing slaves, because he gives us such joy and love. I don't mind a little poop patrol.

9:01 AM  

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