A box of Donuts

Sorry Wyatt, I know you are trying to leave these things alone but you are losing more weight a week than I am and I can't have that! So I will tantalize you with some visions of donuts!! Mmmmm Donuts!!

First donut out of the box is..... Apple fritters, because they look like poop, and my last post was about poop! I guess I need to get a ghost writer or something, because I am pitiful at getting my point across. Partially to blame is trying to post while playing my oldest son Tiger Woods 06 on the PS2. The poop picking up story was not so much about people letting their dogs poop outside. Because I would rather a Great Dane or a German Shepard poop out in the grass than in these peoples living room! I understand that. What I was trying to get at, and not very successfull I might add, was the lifestyle of these Yuppy, Subaru driving, granola head, tree hugging, Kerry for pres bumper sticker still on the car, jogging, bicycle riding in the street and not obeying the traffic laws, Morons!! I'm sorry if you live in an apartment you probably should get a dog or animal that fits your environment! Owning a dog that has one poop movement that weighs more than a newborn child is probably not a apartment animal!! Get a cat! I think it is more the lifestyle of you need to make room for me and my pooping dog, because I chose to live in a place that would not support a big animal! So you need to understand why I let my dog Poop in your lawn! Shoot, why don't you just own a horse and when it needs to go poop you could take it out of the house and then carry a Garbage bag with you!! I'm sorry that is just they way I feel, and I am in touch with my liberal side right now so you need to make room for me and my pooping!!

Next out of the donut box.... a Maple bar! Mmm maple bars!!! The best donut ever!! Don't you want to eat one right now Wyatt!!! MMMMMM.... Ooops sorry got carried away! Every one needs to go over to CaptB. and welcome the capt. home and thank him and his marines for there service to our country. Because they are the best ever!!!

Next out of the donut box.... Creme filled Chocolate bars, BLEH!!! This donut is very decieving, you don't know until you bite into it that is filled with creme!! Kind of like when a Lesbian runs for King in a homecoming at a Liberal arts College!! What is up with that!! Your a girl!!! Can a man run for Queen just because he is gay!! I think the prequisite would be that you need all the proper appendages to be either a Man or a Woman! King or Queen! Hey..... Wait a minute.... If your a queer man you can run to be a Queen!! HA HA HA! I kill my self!! Whoo Hooo!

What is your favorite donut? And no Wyatt, you can't say all of them!!