5th of May!!!
Since we are the Mexican Territory formally known as the United States of America we get to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. I think I'll take Friday off! Then quit my job and change my name to Julio Sanchez, get on welfare and make more money than I do now!! Whooo Hooo, what a racket!!! Here is a little poem I will leave you with. I call it: Poop on the Americans!
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Chevy trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, American moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby -- it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep! welfare running here.
We think! America darn good place!
Too darn good for the American race. I
f they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Chevy trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, American moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby -- it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep! welfare running here.
We think! America darn good place!
Too darn good for the American race. I
f they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan
posted by Ssssteve at 5:08 PM
6 Comments:
Reading this made me proud of my grandfather. He left South Africa at the age of 15 and worked his butt off his entire life. He came to America, eventually, and while he never got rich, he worked until he was quite old. He never knew a governement handout.
Umm...I do know how to spell. :)
Maybe you could put these beautiful words to music and videotape a few scenes that go along with the lyrics and music.
The song shall be a hit on youtube!
ocho de mayo!!!!!!!
It's the 9th. Is everyone's hangovers gone yet?
Cinco de Mayo is not a holiday and Corona is not a beer!
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