This just In: Rudolph held for ransom!
I recently received a letter asking me to post this on my website. I guess with the rant that I did on Christmas they thought I could get this out to the right people. Here is the letter.
To Whom it may Concern:
We the other 8 reindeer have had enough! For years now Rudolph has gotten all the acclaim, and all we get is a view of his wide rear end! So we now have some demands that need to be met or Rudolph gets it, like in the picture!
1. A pair of the new Lebron shoes, these are for Dasher
2. Dancer wants a shot at a new reality show "Dancing with Dancer"
he thinks "Dancing with the Stars" is so overrated!
3. Vixen would like everyone to appreciate her for her mind and not
just her looks!
4. Prancer demands to be on Dancer's new reality show, he thinks he
dances better than Dancer.
5. Donder wants a date with Lafawnda.
6. Comet demands that everyone quit with his nickname: Flamer
7. Cupid demands that E-Harmony.com cease and desists from
putting couples together!
8. Blitzen would like a lot less fruit punch and a lot more holiday spirit
in the punch bowl.
9. And finally we all want a turn at the front of the line so Rudolph can
our wide rear ends for a while!
If these demands are not met by the 24th of December... well lets just say nobody is getting anything from Santa!
Signed: Dasher, Dancer,
Prancer, Vixen, Donder, Blitzen
Wow, these guys sound serious;} and Hat Tip to Gunn Nutt, she made me do it!