Joke of the day
My cuz Carrie found this funny joke. Just thought I would share it with everyone.
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers didfor a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, mechanic, businessman,salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Heh, that's funny. Of course I would have said the same thing if I was that kid! HA HA
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers didfor a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, mechanic, businessman,salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Heh, that's funny. Of course I would have said the same thing if I was that kid! HA HA
posted by Ssssteve at 6:39 AM
4 Comments:
His father must be Howard Dean? Good one, Ssssteve!
You hate to pile on (well, ok, really I love to pile on), but speaking of Hillary, pile on here. Oh, BTW, your mother sent me this originally in an e-mail.
buwahahah that's funny...
same with the makeup site...
that is Ggggreat!!, Ssssteve!!!
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